How can I get out of school tomorrow

Solution 1

Lick a door knob, lol, just kidding! School is how you get an education, and you should just suck it up and go, im sorry but this is for the best because you deserve a good education and that is not possible if you skip out + licking a door knob is gross and will make u sick.

Solution 2

Make yourself look really really sick maybe make up before she wakes you up that makes you look like your sick being pail or dark circles under your eyes and talk like you have a stuffy nose... works every time :)

Say you have pains in your sides. If they take you to the doctor and if they dont have a diagnosis they will prescribe you pain killers / anti-inflamatories. Just take them instead of Tylenol or aspirin when you have an ache. I went for pains in my sides that swapped to my back and that's what happened to me, but I was really sick.